
🐍 [ SPL News ] Happy Snake Year!
As the Year of the Dragon comes to a close, the SPL continues to heat up! We wrapped up three key fixtures ahead of the Chinese New Year break, and it’s clear that 2013 — the Year of the Snake — will be one to watch.
🧱 Super 48 2–3 Gremio
Super 48’s transformation continues to surprise. Their secrets?
- Their goalie is… getting bigger — covering more goal area
- They’ve mastered the diamond-shaped blue wall
- Rumor has it… there’s some voodoo magic involved
It nearly worked again! Gremio struggled despite dominating, missing two penalties and hitting the post several times. Super 48 held strong and are clearly improving.
🐂 Pistolera Bulls 0–1 Flamenkos
Bilgin’s unbeaten run came to an end with a shock early goal from Flamenkos’ newcomer Dave. Despite heavy pressure in the final minutes (including 5 corners in 5 minutes), the Bulls couldn’t break through.
- ⭐ Man of the Match: Flamenkos goalkeeper
- ❌ No cards were issued… which somehow left Bilgin disappointed!
🇫🇷 ERS 0–3 Shanghai Lions (Feb 3, 2013)
With strong wind in Waigaoqiao, the Lions took early control. They dominated the midfield, and combinations came easier in the first half.
- ⚽ Garret scored a rare brace
- ⚽ Ahmet added a third
In the second half, the Lions kept a clean sheet and collected all 3 points — climbing to top of the SPL table, as the Cowboys went on an extended CNY break.
🧧 2013: Year of the Snake – What Does It Mean for the SPL?
Snake energy is clever, strategic, and… slippery. Here’s what Chinese astrology might say about SPL teams and players in 2013:
- 🔥 2013 begins a Fire cycle — good news if Fire is your lucky element!
- 💧 2013 is also a Black Water Snake Year, containing Fire, Metal, and Earth.
- 💡 Your fortune depends on your lucky element — Fire, Metal, Earth or Water.
- 🧨 If your lucky element is Wood (2012’s Dragon year)… your fortune may cool off.
- 😬 Snake energy can also stir arguments — especially around Tigers and Monkeys.
“Famous Snake-year people? Mao, Gandhi, JFK, Picasso… and Brooke Shields.”
So there you go — everything you didn’t know you needed to know about your astrological football fate!
🧘 Final Words
“Trust it’s all clear now where your team is going next year. Enjoy the break — stay fit and healthy!”
— Freek, SPL President
Cheers
Freek – SPL President, on behalf of the SPL Committee